This is a Picture of the FREAK OUT Session Jackson Had at Dinner

All because his terrible, awful, mean Mommy tried to cut the pizza for him so he didn't get a face full of hot cheese on his chin. He wanted it whole, ya see!?! Cut up food is for babies! Why would he want it cut up? What was I THINKING? These days he won't let you cut/tear/rip his food at all. He wants it in whatever form it "naturally" comes in. I used to rip things in half so that if he dropped one half and it got too dirty or the dog got to it first, he would still have the other half to eat. No more.

Next thing you know he's going to be crying about nubby bed sheets like his Aunt Maureen.