There once was a handsome boy named Jackson and he had a nice shiny head of brown hair. But his hair had grown so long that his Mommy was tired of moving the hair out of his eyes for him all the time.
So one day, Jackson's Mommy tried to trim his bangs while he was taking a bath. She thought this was a good idea since he seemed content at the time and was preoccupied slashing around. Jackson was none-the-wiser as his Mommy chopped away at his hair.
Things were going well until Jackson's hair started to dry. You see, his Mommy - who has no degree in cosmetology or any experience cutting hair - didn't take into account exactly how much hair shrinks when it dries. So, after Jackson got his pajamas on, she immediately noticed how much he looked like Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber".
And she was not pleased with herself.
So the next day, she brought Jackson to a professional cosmetologist and paid her a ridiculous sum of money to fix his Mommy's mistake and make Jackson a handsome boy again.
Jackson was a good boy while the professional worked her magic. He sat up straight, chewed on a well used set of plastic keys attached to the rhinoceros barber chair, and watched some Baby Einstein. Jackson was so good, he even got a balloon from the barber!
And when the haircut was finished, both Jackson's Mommy and Jackson's Daddy were pleased they had gotten their handsome little boy back!
Of course, Jackson didn't even know he had gotten his haircut, so he was not pleased. But when he got home, his Mommy gave him some pickles and corn for dinner. And he was pleased too!
THE END.